Disremember: verb: Forget
Sorry this is late. Life got in the way of blogging yesterday.
Disremember
“What?”
“Lauren, the frog. Don’t you remember?”
“No. I don’t think it actually happened.”
“When we were five, you totally ate that little frog whole.”
“That’s gross. And it never happened, Garrett.”
“It did. So I don’t know why you’re opposed to the idea of people eating frog legs.”
“It didn’t. And that’s because it’s disgusting.”
“The frog was small. It only took a swallow. Like taking a pill.”
“Stop gaslighting me.”
“It’s not my fault you disremember it. I can’t believe you have, though. You threw up for days. I was really worried about you.”
…
“Did that actually happen?”
“No.”
“You brat.”
“Love you, sister.”
“Love you, too, brother.”
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